In honor of Hurricane Rita, I present the Rita ‘Rita:
- Ingredients and Hardware:
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- One standard bar blender.
- Hammer.
- Sledgehammer.
- 10 pounds of ice.
- 3 gallons of Tequila in metal container.
- 3/4 oz. Triple Sec (or Cointreau).
- Splash of Sour mix (optional).
- Dash of Fresh lime juice.
- Procedure:
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- Have a friend drive the 3 gallons of Tequila 5 miles down the road.
- In the blender, place the 3/4 oz. Triple Sec and optional splash of Sour mix.
- Place 1 pound of ice in blender.
- Hammer down.
- Place another pound of ice in blender.
- Hammer down. Use sledge hammer if needed.
- Repeat until the contents of the blender is a solid block of ice.
- Add dash of lime juice.
- Start blender.
- Watch the blender attempt to mix up the giant block of ice until the motor burns out.
- Hike the 5 miles down the road to the Tequila.
- Drink Tequila until you are plastered.