The Rita ‘Rita

Allen September 27th, 2005

In honor of Hurricane Rita, I present the Rita ‘Rita:

Ingredients and Hardware:
  • One standard bar blender.
  • Hammer.
  • Sledgehammer.
  • 10 pounds of ice.
  • 3 gallons of Tequila in metal container.
  • 3/4 oz. Triple Sec (or Cointreau).
  • Splash of Sour mix (optional).
  • Dash of Fresh lime juice.

    • Procedure:
  • Have a friend drive the 3 gallons of Tequila 5 miles down the road.
  • In the blender, place the 3/4 oz. Triple Sec and optional splash of Sour mix.
  • Place 1 pound of ice in blender.
  • Hammer down.
  • Place another pound of ice in blender.
  • Hammer down.  Use sledge hammer if needed.
  • Repeat until the contents of the blender is a solid block of ice.
  • Add dash of lime juice.
  • Start blender.
  • Watch the blender attempt to mix up the giant block of ice until the motor burns out.
  • Hike the 5 miles down the road to the Tequila.
  • Drink Tequila until you are plastered.

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