Here’s your Get Out Free Card, provided by Intuit QuickBase.
A list of how to navigate the phone systems of major corporations to quickly speak to a "real human".
Apparently Klein bottles can be found at AT&T Wireless and Compaq.
Of course, with the spread of this knowledge, I wouldn’t be suprised to see major players break up their menu systems and present different choices to randomly chosen users.
Interesting note: Intuit is not one of the companies listed.
[Via BoingBoing]