Archive for August, 2005

And Who Do You Say That I Am?

Allen August 16th, 2005

This past week has been spent in a class learning how to use Spring Framework for Java development, so the posting has been rather light.  Yesterday was spent attending a presentation learning about Manugistics and today will be spent in the new, new employee orientation (that is to say, a re-developed version of new employee orientation).  But enough of that. 

Our family attending "camp weekend" this past Sunday at the Episcopal cathedral in Oklahoma City.  All of the youth who attended summer camp are invited for one last event before heading off to school.  It was fun and the kids (guess they really aren’t "kids" any more) enjoyed it.

The priest’s sermon included the camp theme:  "Who Do You Say That I Am?"  The priest went out among the youth and gathered the following answers:  A Friend, In Us, Teacher, A Man.

Notably missing from the list:  [T]he Christ, the Son of the living God.

So glad to see that Episcopal Youth are grounded in Christian theology.

I discussed it with my son and daughter on the way back home.  He said quite a few commented that he wasn’t just "a man", so there is hope after all.

Slimebucket or Spawn of Satan?

Allen August 8th, 2005

We report, you decide….

Our family was gone over this past weekend — college "shopping" for my son who is a senior this year in high school.  I had a rather large inbox to wade through when I got back today.

One of the emails is from ConsumerReports.org.  It even has their logo on it and everything.  Here is the text of the letter (sans graphics and hyperlinks):

Dear Okie,

I’m hoping you have a few minutes to help me with a project we’re
working on at Consumer Reports©.  To begin, simply
click here.

I selected your name as one of our online subscribers who could help us
review laptop computers and televisions for upcoming articles.

Since you’re part of a select group receiving this survey, your answers
are essential to the accuracy of the study.

Your responses are totally confidential. I’ll be combining them with the
experiences of other subscribers like you. You will not be asked to buy
any products as a result of any answers you provide.

To thank you for your valuable time, you may win a year’s extension of
your subscription to Consumer Reports Online. I’ll be selecting 10 lucky
people from those who respond to this survey. You’ll be notified by e-
mail if you’re a winner.

To begin, simply click here.

If you have any problems taking this survey, click here for answers to Frequently Asked Questions.

Thanks again for helping me with this project!

Charles Daviet

Director, Survey Research

Now normally I discard out-of-hand notifications from PayPal, my bank, etc that I desperately need to update my account information before they (a) suspend my account, (b) garnish all my cash and wages for the next 20 years, (c) release the attack aardvarks. 

I almost clicked on this one, but I stopped when I saw the URL down in the status bar.  (BTW, everyone should turn on the ’show URL in status bar’ of your browser.  No tutorials here.  Figure it out and just do it.)

The results?  Well, the top-level domain for the link is cu.cr-mail.org.

Hmmm… Quick trip to ‘whois.net’ reveals:

Domain ID:D87273807-LRORDomain Name:CR-MAIL.ORGCreated On:05-Jun-2002 20:22:48 UTCLast Updated On:05-Dec-2003 17:04:27 UTCExpiration Date:05-Jun-2006 20:22:48 UTCSponsoring Registrar:Register.com Inc. (R71-LROR)Status:OKRegistrant ID:C38284996-RCOMRegistrant Name:DoubleClick Inc.

Now I don’t know.  Perhaps ConsumerReports.org has obtained the services of DoubleClick.com to conduct this survey.  But somehow I don’t think so.  If so, my estimation of ConsumerReports.org has gone down.

 

Just A Slice of Life for John Bolton

Allen August 4th, 2005

James Lileks writes about the first day of John Bolton’s appointment to the UN:

3:17 p.m. — The afternoon sun is getting hot; Bolton discovers the shade is stuck. He calls building services. He is informed that the shade has been stuck since 1966, that the U.N. Commission on Window Treatments was convened in 1967 to address the matter, and is scheduled to meet again in 2006, once India withdraws its objections to giving the rotating chairmanship to Yemen — as one of the founding countries, it has the right to the chair, but when the nation split in two its claim to the chair was remanded to a subcommittee, which went on a fact-finding mission to a French drape manufacturer and never reported back aside from annual expense accounts from a beach house in the south. The Plenary Commission on International Shade Accords, a separate body, has recommended that any action on drapes or curtains be postponed until the U.N. building is renovated, or that a large movable curtain be erected across the street to block the sun, but this debate has been stalled over an amendment condemning Israel’s treatment of Venetian blinds in the Gaza Strip. Of course, now that Israel has begun withdrawal from …

Read, as they say, the whole thing.

To the prosperity of The Manor Farm!

Allen August 3rd, 2005

The Washington Post has an excellent article (bugmenot) about a recent riot in the Chinese town of Chizhou.

Liu Liang, a slightly built computer student with big glasses,
was home in Chizhou for summer vacation. At about 2:30 on the hot
afternoon of June 26, he was pedaling his bicycle by the downtown
vegetable market on Cuibai Street.

Driving down the
same street in his new-looking black Toyota sedan was Wu Junxing,
deputy manager of a hospital in nearby Anqing. Wu, accompanied by a
friend and two bodyguards, had come to Chizhou that day to attend
opening ceremonies of a new private hospital and, associates said,
survey the market to judge whether he should invest in his own facility.

Liu’s bicycle and Wu’s shiny four-door sedan collided, sending
Liu crashing to the ground. Almost immediately, witnesses said, Liu,
22, and Wu, 34, began arguing over who was at fault. In the heat of the
dispute, they said, Liu damaged one of Wu’s side-view mirrors,
prompting Wu’s muscular bodyguards to burst from the car and beat the
skinny young man senseless, leaving him bleeding from his mouth and
ears.

The beating, part of a minor traffic incident
on a slow Sunday afternoon, ignited a spark of anger. The spark became
a riot, evolving over eight chaotic hours into an expression of rage
against the Chinese Communist Party’s new fascination with businessmen,
profits and economic growth.

After they saw what happened to Liu, Chizhou’s self-described "common
people" rose up against what they perceived as their local government’s
willingness to side with rich outside investors against Chizhou’s own.
By the end of the evening, 10,000 Chizhou residents had filled the
streets, some of whom torched police cars, pelted overwhelmed anti-riot
troops with stones and looted a nearby supermarket bare.

Wow!  Do the peasant-eating mandarins of the Chinese Communist Party have a problem on their hands or what?

On the one hand, they want to court the West and the business opportunities needed  in order to keep their tottering regime afloat.  And on the other hand they have the proletariats (oh yeah, remember them?) rioting because the Party bosses are siding with the rich "foreigners".

Read the entire article.  You will find there a microcosm of China’s past and its future.

Where will it end?  In my estimation, I would not want to be a resident of Chizhou.  Chinese leaders haven’t exactly shown reluctance to use brutal force to further their goals.

Closing with one of my favorite novels that I find quite applicable here.

But they had not gone twenty yards when they stopped short. An uproar
of voices was coming from the farmhouse. They rushed back and looked
through the window again. Yes, a violent quarrel was in progress. There
were shoutings, bangings on the table, sharp suspicious glances,
furious denials. The source of the trouble appeared to be that Napoleon
and Mr. Pilkington had each played an ace of spades simultaneously.

Twelve
voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question,
now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside
looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again;
but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Attention Amazon.com

Allen August 2nd, 2005

I don’t want to click on the "Add to Shopping Cart" button to see the price even if I can always remove it later.

Just lost another sale, you twits:  Amazon.com: Computers: PalmOne Tungsten E2 Handheld.

Not that I’m sure I’m going to replace my current busted Palm Pilot with another one.  I’m reading lots of feedback that indicate that the never-that-good Palm customer service has really gone downhill. 

Hipster PDA, perhaps?  I just have a problem with having to manually ’sync’ with my organizer.

Oh, and for those who are interested.  Introducing your Palm Pilot to the inner-workings of a hinge on a lounger is considered to be a bad idea.  Unless you are really into the giant black hole of doom where your screen should be.

My Suggestion?

Allen August 2nd, 2005

Oh, crap! Now all our astrology charts will now have to be reworked-nus.

What am I talking about?  Dean’s World is conducting a poll on what to name the newly-found 10th planet.

Giglistealthtar

Allen August 2nd, 2005

That’s an amalgamation of "Gigi", "Ishtar" and "Stealth".

From The Science of Stealth - Popular Science.

Set in the near future, Stealth follows three young Navy pilots played by Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx who are, evidently, the only pilots capable of handling the Navy’s newest weapon: the ultrafast, ultra-deadly, ultra-sleek Talon fighter jet. The fourth star is Extreme Deep Invader, or EDI, a fully autonomous UCAV. As EDI returns from its first mission, things go downhill fast. It gets blasted by a lightening bolt, which rewires its artificial intelligence, contained in a very cool-looking but highly unlikely glowing sphere inside the cockpit. (Cockpit in an unmanned vehicle? We’ll get to that in a minute.) Now the vehicle suddenly has an alarming propensity to play indie-rock bootlegs illegally pirated from the Internet. Yes, moviegoers, the plane has turned evil so evil that it illegally downloads music.

Here’s a thought!  Just print out the following picture twice on clear acetate.

Mst3k

Now just tape/glue those puppies onto a pair of glasses and you are ready to riff and enjoy any movie (well, almost any movie) that Hollywood is ready to throw at you.

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