Giglistealthtar

Allen August 2nd, 2005

That’s an amalgamation of "Gigi", "Ishtar" and "Stealth".

From The Science of Stealth - Popular Science.

Set in the near future, Stealth follows three young Navy pilots played by Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx who are, evidently, the only pilots capable of handling the Navy’s newest weapon: the ultrafast, ultra-deadly, ultra-sleek Talon fighter jet. The fourth star is Extreme Deep Invader, or EDI, a fully autonomous UCAV. As EDI returns from its first mission, things go downhill fast. It gets blasted by a lightening bolt, which rewires its artificial intelligence, contained in a very cool-looking but highly unlikely glowing sphere inside the cockpit. (Cockpit in an unmanned vehicle? We’ll get to that in a minute.) Now the vehicle suddenly has an alarming propensity to play indie-rock bootlegs illegally pirated from the Internet. Yes, moviegoers, the plane has turned evil so evil that it illegally downloads music.

Here’s a thought!  Just print out the following picture twice on clear acetate.

Mst3k

Now just tape/glue those puppies onto a pair of glasses and you are ready to riff and enjoy any movie (well, almost any movie) that Hollywood is ready to throw at you.

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