Thoughts on the Heisman

Allen December 12th, 2004

I just want to congratulate Matt Leinartt on winning the Heisman trophy

Just a few words of advice for Matt….

Matt-

Enjoy your winning the Heisman trophy.  Take this time off to bask in the glory of winning one of the most prestigious awards in college football.  Be sure to attend all the parties that you are invited to.  Go out on long, late-night dates with supermodels and attend the high-energy dance parties with them.  Jet around the world and meet with European princess who are dying to meet you and get to know you better.  Eat the rich foods and drink all the Cristal you want to.

You’ve earned it.

It’s not like you have any big games coming up.

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