Allen November 22nd, 2004
When we attended a family reunion this past summer in Branson, we converted our Silver Dollar City tickets to season passes. This past weekend, we took our final Branson trip of the year to see the Christmas decorations and see a show. While our more sophisticated brethren look down on Branson, I have grown more fond of it as I’ve visited it more. The key to Branson is to embrace your inner-trailer-trash and stay away from highway 76. Enclosed here is a mini-trip report and some thoughts.
We arrived in Branson late Friday night. We stayed at the Best Western Mountain Oak Lodge — a nice enough hotel, but the beds are rather hard. We went to Silver Dollar City and rode the various attractions and visited the various shops. Insert details here of any trip-report to a theme park and you’ll get the general idea. However, I do want to highlight that the park is bedecked in holiday lights and decorations. When the sun started to go down, they turned on the Christmas lights and the forest was ablaze with red, green and white lights. They had a giant tree at the park entrance that looked nice, but we were not able to attend the lighting ceremony.
Why not? Because we had a date with Andy Williams. Andy was never a favorite of mine growing up — he just seemed a little to staid for someone of my cool and hip generation. M0re the loss for us aging and slowly unhipping Boomers.
We were a little late getting to the show. Zoey’s Mediterranean Cuisine is excellent, but slow. A fancy restaurant is probably not the best choice when you have a show to catch. Thankfully our waiter drew a back-roads map to get to Andy’s place so we didn’t miss much.
Once at Andy’s Moon River Theatre, our entire family was blown away by the singing and talent on display. Andy looked a little wane, but his voice was fit and healthy for the show. This man can sing. I closely watched him to see if he was lip-syncing, but impromptu events during the songs put that notion to rest. His body may be one of a 77-year old gentleman, but the voice is one of a 35-year old singer in prime condition. He performed a variety of Christmas songs and was wonderful in each of them. Of course, Andy should be more than passingly familiar with Christmas songs. From his discography page, I note that 11 of his 47 albums listed are Christmas related. While Western civilization is richer because of it, I’m not sure there’s that many song in the Christmas mine without recycling a bit.
In any case, I highly recommend seeing his Christmas show. Especially if you are a Boomer who can remember Andy crooning on the TV while you decorated your house with your parents. There’s something about red and green felt, angel hair and Andy Williams that forms a perfect Christmas trinity in my mind. As long as I can listen to Andy Williams, I’ll still be a pudgy Okie boy praying against all weather predictions for snow and ice on Christmas day.