Liberal Larry warns in I See a Bush Moon Rising:
As we know, all ecological disasters can ultimately be traced back to Bush’s refusal to ratify Kyoto. Sunspots. Earthquakes. The extinction of the dinosaurs. Even that funky business going on with the moon last night. Indeed, the timing of this whole moon thing seems especially suspicious – coming practically on the eve of our elections and all.
Despite what the fundamentalist biblethumpers will have us believe, lunar eclipses are not a “sign from God”, nor are they caused by planets magically moving around in space. Obviously, there’s a more scientific explanation. Caused by a high density of pollutants in the air – i.e. SMOG – a lunar eclipse is like a canary in the coal mine, signaling an ecosystem on the verge of collapse thanks to years of Bush’s reckless environmental policies.
My favorite quote is:
[D]esperate times call for hysterical screeching.
If we don’t act now and follow the guidance of Algore and our secret-master-robot-overlords, millions of moonbats will perish in the cold, dark shadows of a permanently darkened moon. And bunny rabbits. Millions and millions of bunny rabbits. Baby bunny rabbits. Twitching stiffly on the harsh lunar landscape.
Do you want that on your conscience? If not, join Larry in voting for Kerry.