More of Life’s Painful Lessons

Posted on May 21, 2004 by Allen

Jay Tea over at Wizbang! has a list of Life’s painful lessons.

I’ve shared several of Jay’s experiences and I can add:

  • After applying Ben-Gay or other similar ointment, do not put in your contacts. Even after you have washed your hands thoroughly. I mean even if you have washed them several times.
  • While hiking back after a day of rappelling, never say “This is actually the most dangerous part of the day.”
  • Always be sure to have some way of dealing with a sprained ankle while hiking.
  • If you think to yourself, “I’ve had enough to drink,” you’ve probably already gone past that point.
  • Never lie on your back and jiggle your 1 year old son over your head after he has eaten. I mean even if he is giggling and really liking it.
  • When calling for your wife to come help you after violating the previous rule, be sure to call out with your mouth kept tightly closed.
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