Jay Tea over at Wizbang! has a list of Life’s painful lessons.
I’ve shared several of Jay’s experiences and I can add:
After applying Ben-Gay or other similar ointment, do not put in your contacts. Even after you have washed your hands thoroughly. I mean even if you have washed them several times.
While hiking back after a day of rappelling, never say “This is actually the most dangerous part of the day.”
Always be sure to have some way of dealing with a sprained ankle while hiking.
If you think to yourself, “I’ve had enough to drink,” you’ve probably already gone past that point.
Never lie on your back and jiggle your 1 year old son over your head after he has eaten. I mean even if he is giggling and really liking it.
When calling for your wife to come help you after violating the previous rule, be sure to call out with your mouth kept tightly closed.
